WALMART IS SO RETARDED. I walked to walmart, and I bought some stuff with a $5.
I went outside and I wanted to buy something from a vending machine, and I noticed I didn't get a receipt and change.
I walked back inside and told her that I didn't get a reciept or change.

'are you SURE? check your pockets'
I checked, and I said no

then we got into an argument.

Then some dude with a hat said he got an extra receipt and change, then i got a flashback that he was in front of me.

He gave the money to me and cussed out the stupid cashier.

The cashier must have thought we were related, dumb bitch.